10 ways to reply......tellicaller
1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, ifhe/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/herback.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put themon your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack yourfood loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phoneto your five year old child.
6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up....louder...louder...louder!
7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every worddown.
8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad youasked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all theseproblems............."
9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call!How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stopjoking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
10. Tell the ICICI call center guy to call on your Office number.- and givehim the HSBCcall center number.
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